Some guy in my hall saw me bringing my bed sheets up from the laundry room and he noted how I’m washing my sheets again in which he proceeded to tell me how proud he was that I was getting laid a lot and didn’t know that I had it in me, then high-fived me
I’m washing my bed sheets again because this is the third time this past week that I’ve spilled mac and cheese in my bed
An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
To fuck some shit up
MANY ROLL !!! VERY SQUISH !!!
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
"There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’."-Joss Whedon (via bibliophilebunny)
In a better place
Is he for real?
he makes teenage pregnancy look worse
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
i’m laughing so hard
I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
if we’re friends i most likely had a crush on you at some point even if it was only for 5 minutes
i love that theres like
like you can desperately be in love w/ somebody
in the friend way
u feel me
In line with reaching 1k followers (thank you!) and celebrating the upcoming Holiday season, I decided to do a giveaway! Please read the rules below:
- Must be following lostinfictionbooks.
- Reblog and like to enter (no limits).
- The winner will get to pick one (1) book from my favorite 2013 reads (refer to the picture above).
- Book will be in paperback format.
- I’ll contact the winner through ask box, winner must be willing to give out their shipping address to me.
- The winner will have 48 hours to confirm by replying; otherwise, that person will be disqualified and I’ll pick another winner.
- Open Internationally (via book depository).
- The giveaway will end on December 17, 2013.
- Message me if you have any questions.
- For a chance to win two books read this.
Good luck to all and Happy reading!
Seven days left to enter! Have you thought about what you’d pick if you win? :)
I will NEVER not reblog this!
"hey guys, i learned how take pictures on the phone and send it"